Life In Plastic, Not Fantastic

A Tribute to Warrior Barbie

This Barbie-girl, in this Barbie World, is sooo hating it right now.
Life in Plastic…really sucks over here.
She is a survivalist, going without shoes, or clothes for that matter; a warrior complete with battle wounds and war paint – forget the wild hair.
She takes them on face to face, those crazy kids and dogs.
Yet she still stands…somehow, even with missing toes, she still stands…
To face yet another day in this house, with her head on straight (unlike many beheaded victims who have gone before her).
Seemingly invincible, she has the upper hand on cats, who only have 9 lives.
She is…
the reason I refuse to bring others like her home.


Warrior Barbie


5 Responses to “Life In Plastic, Not Fantastic”

  1. on 27 Mar 2012 at 8:00 pm Laura Black

    Oh, JJ. This is too funny! You probably “feel” like this Barbie “looks” some days, huh? You do impress me with your fortitude. Keep it up.

  2. on 31 Mar 2012 at 8:26 pm Kirsten

    That barbie must be related to a few of mine that we have living here for years. Though I think they made it to the garbage or just maybe they are sitting under my 11 year old’s bed. I am honestly afraid to go look .. lol

    I wanted to come by and say HI.. I have been away from some time, since last August ( yup I say that is some time.. lol ) and decided it was time for me to come back, I honestly missed keeping in touch with everyone and blogging my self.

    so please if you get the chance, stop by and say HI, pass me along I could use all the support I can get again :)

    Have a wonderful night — :)

  3. on 11 Apr 2012 at 10:54 pm Donna K

    That looks like some of the Barbies at our house!

  4. on 28 Apr 2012 at 9:43 pm Pinay WAHM Blogger

    LOL. This one cracked me up. If toys could only come alive like in Toy Story, this barbie could have rebelled to the death. :)

  5. on 29 Jul 2012 at 9:48 pm Amy

    All I can say it….. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

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